Bangladeshi Bumper Stickers

I had the idle thought as I was weaving through no-mans land (cycling along the road) this afternoon that if there were bumper stickers on Bangladeshi cars/CNGs/rickshaws, what would they say?
You don’t get them over here.

The first five that sprang to mind were:

‘Braking is for Infidels’.
‘My other car’s a cow, but I slaughtered it’
‘No wing-mirrors = more aerodynamic’
‘Let me through, I’ve got the horn for you’
‘Driving straight is straight to hell’

Anymore? Please comment below, maybe there’s a business venture to be made…


3 Responses to “Bangladeshi Bumper Stickers”

  1. 1 TT March 5, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    I see you baby, shaking your… entire autorickshaw and the 6 passengers you have squeezed in the back, another 4 on the roof, and the three piece suite you bought from your 3rd cousin’s half-sister, and the 4 chickens bought at market.

  2. 2 Josh Feldberg March 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    “If you don’t beep constantly you’re gay”

  3. 3 Sowula March 7, 2007 at 11:21 am

    ‘Not even close to overloaded’
    ‘Meter for show purposes only’ (for taxis)

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